Thursday, 8 December 2011

Ultimate Love Letter… (By a Programmer )

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Sweetheart ,
I’ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you
are the only site I was browsing for. 
For a long time I’ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real
debugger for me now.
My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. / *which I never experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an
error free life. I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your
database so that my connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free…
Regards,
Software Programmer
Today This company
Tomorrow That Company
But always want Ur Company!

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